Hey guys! Today a doctor tried to trick me into saying I’m a hypochondriac. He refused to say it himself! He just kept asking how often I go to my other doctor, and then he would say how ‘odd’ and ‘wrong’ that is, and ask me what I think of that.
You know what I think about seeing a doctor on a regular basis? You know what I think about seeing a doctor, on a regular basis, to get a prescription for my stomach condition? You want to know what I think?
Here’s what I think. I think you can die in a hole, you arrogant, glorified turd. I think if you’re going to call me something, do it. Don’t try to lead me to water, because I will try to drown you in it.
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